"You don't know me at all. You don't know the first thing about me. You don't know where I'm writing this from. You don't know what I look like. You have no power over me. What do you think I look like? Skinny? Freckles? Wire-rimmed glasses over brown eyes? No, I don't think so. Better look again. Deeper. It's like a kaleidoscope, isn't it? One minute I'm short, the next minute tall, one minute I'm geeky, one minute studly, my shape constantly changes, and the only thing that stays constant is my brown eyes. Watching you. That's right, I'm watching you right now..." -You Don't Know Me by David Klass
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Josh hates homestuck
assolutona: why is every one homestuck
assolutona: Is there no end to the amount of the same stuff that homestucks can produce?
assolutona: How much can one fandom produce?
assolutona: Their production rivals that of furries
assolutona: Furries need some kind of leader so i can rally the troops to defeat the homestucks
assolutona: We can't have this...Homestuck threat pervading throughout the fandom
assolutona: Anime has already been destroyed
assolutona: they were helpless to the ambush of the armystuck
assolutona: Therefore, I place myself as the High King of the furries. All who oppose me must face me in one on one combat.
assolutona: Let us being the furcloak rebellion to the next convention. Our panel will be on the encroachment and prevention of homestucks from invading our way of life.
Sinopa: josh, you are so silly
assolutona: The anime was completely blindsided by the homestucks, how can we just sit idly by while this happens?
assolutona: As High King of furries, I will not allow this
assolutona: The Homestuck menace threatens everyone's well being
assolutona: If not for the fandom, then we'll fight in the rememberance of anime.
Sinopa: Yes my lord!
assolutona: Go now, warn the furcloaked brethren of the East of the vile that is homestuck. Tell them how you saw as anime took it's last breath as the homestucks penetrated it's very soul
assolutona: Do not fail me, fox. I have placed a heavy burden on you, and I expect it to be treated as such. Speak to none of the people you know, as they may be indoctrinated into the clan that is homestuck
